No Sweat

If invention is one tenth inspiration and nine tenths perspiration, and painting is nine tenths preparation and one tenth pigmentation, and posession is nine tenths of the law, then...

I'm lost no matter how you slice it.

All of Me

I always said I needed at least five of me to get everything done…

I never dreamt they would each want their own email address.

Picture This

If a picture is worth a thousand words, yet a thousand moving pictures (from video surveillance cameras in London, on average) lead to the solving of only a single crime, then each crime should be worth a minimum of one million words.

Do even criminals get paid by the word nowadays?